WHEN I WALK INTO MY FAVORITE DRUNK FOOD...
howdoiputthisgently: I THINK I LOOK LIKE: BUT I REALLY LOOK LIKE:
WHEN I KNOW WHO WINS THE OLYMPIC EVENTS BEFORE...
howdoiputthisgently: IT’S LIKE:
A Night of Drinking Without A Hangover
Your Friend Suggests Cutting Down on Booze to Lose...
Playing drinking games to any movie
When I'm sober at a party
Ugh I Hate Chik Fil A
Ughhh I want some Chik Fil A but a bunch of mean old anti gay Christians had to make my money support hate….. If I was at home I would still shove some of that chicken fried goodness in my face. Sadly I am at work and I do not wanna catch shade for being the fag who ate the hate.
Best. Cast Member.
Arguments in the backroom at Apex
twinksofacertainage: (*sigh* how I miss the good ‘ol days)
They say they're from Baltimore
What a classy bitch
When I hear country music.
When you see someone get stuck in the train doors...
PEOPLE WHO WANT/HAVE KIDS!
When you have kids, tell them the ice cream truck only plays music when it’s sold out.
WHEN I HAVE ONE TOO MANY AT A FAMILY MEAL
Oh how I love this!